Christopher "Topher" Hauffman, labeled The Flirty Surfer, is a contestant on Total Drama Haunted House.
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Gender |
Male |
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Hair Color |
Black |
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Eye Color |
Sky Blue |
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Family |
Mother, Father, Two Brothers, and a Dog |
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Friends |
Diego (possibly), Taylor, KayCee |
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Enemies |
Malik (one sided on his side), Camilla, Bonnie, Jadus (possibly one sided on his side) |
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Eliminated |
TBA |
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Episode |
TBA |
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Place |
TBA |
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Relationship |
Danielle (attraction) |
What's Your Best Quality?
- Surfing
- Faves? (music, color, movie, food)
- Favorite type of music?
- Anything my sexy ass can dance too ;)
- Favorite Color?
- Sky Blue like my beautiful eyes
- Favorite Movie?
- Soul Surfer. Sexy bitch with a passion for surfing stole my heart <3
- Favorite Food?
- Anything with salsa
- Describe your craziest dream.
- When I won that surfing contest and took my brother to bed o_o that was some scurry shit right there.
- Best memory of your childhood?
- When I bet this ass bitch cunt with a mangina and artificial boobs at this surfing contest.
- Most embarassing moment at school?
- Ya think i ever get embarrassed? Bitch please.
- Ten years from now, what would you be doing?
- Being a proffesional surfer and having the girls wanting a piece of this *takes shirt off and dances sexually*
- My dream date here would be __________?
- Dani <3 We'd go to the beach, mah home.
- It's the last day on Earth, what are your last five words?
- "WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX?"
First Impression of the Cast:
Danielle: Mah soulmate <3 Love her looks and personality.
Malik: Bluh. He hates me now ;C
Bonnie: Two-faced bitch. Making poor Ingrid look like some crazy slut.
Dexter: He's okay, as long as he doesn't hurt poor Dex anymore r.r
Lacey: Awesome personality :)
Diego: He better get Serena's pussy soon ;3 but srsly he seems awesome :)
Camilla: Bitch.
Taylor: Nicest.Person.Evur.
KayCee: Girl's got Swag *thumbs up*